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12.06.2025 04:37
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
So they tried
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
No go.
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?
—
No way
Unacceptable again!
Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.